Annoying Person

Did you ever experience of having an annoying person in your office? I'm talking about the jerk in my working place. It's irritating to have an idiot like this.

Well, let me shorten the story. I'm so frustrated and just can't wait to kick him off. I was annoyed myself for being so nice, do i really bloody care about his feeling?

The jerk keep disturbing me on and on, asking me exactly the same questions every time. Is there a need i have to answer his “stupid” questions? Ok, let me brief you what are the questions he normally ask?

In the morning.
“Have you taken your breakfast?”

Before lunch.
“When do you wanna have lunch with me?”

After lunch.
“Have you taken your lunch? With whom?”

In the evening before i go off.
“Are you going back?”
I will then say “Yes.”
He ask again “You sure? Or you going for gym?”
(Where am i going is none of your fucking business.)

And he would also ask some silly questions occasionally. For instance “How much are you paying for the gym? Can i follow you there?” (Bless my soul, please do not follow me!!) or “Please do help me to look for a house in Kota Kemuning, preferably RM70K terrace house.” (You don't dream, i bet you can't get) and etc.

My Gosh... EXCUSE ME!!! Do i have to entertain him everyday by answering all his freakish questions? Like i have to report him every of my business? Bloody Hell. I'm so gonna slap him, it's driving me insane. What would you do for this kind of jerk??? Geeezzzzz... geramnya!!